by Joseph P. Farrell, Giza Death Star:
I swear, it has happened again; I went to sleep, and woke up in a dream world, and discovered something almost as odd and strange as scientismists wanting to solve global warming by refreezing Poles, or as unique and unprecedented as Germany wanting to solve its energy woes by seizing Russian assets. This time, however, the bizarrerie might be on the “sane” end of the spectrum, because a hole of sanity has suddenly opened up in the cloud of nitrous oxide and other gasses that usually hovers over Ottawa, Canada, a city and country which in recent years has been vying with San Franfreakshow, Nuttyfornia, USSA, for the title of looniest city in the looniest country of the world, under its lunatic Prime Minister, Justin Turdeau, who almost single-handedly accounts for all that gas usually seen over Ottawa and all the lunacy seen in that country.