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‘I Just Don’t Know Where We Went Wrong,’ Contemplates Sports Illustrated Executive In Front Of Framed Covers Of Obese, Trans Swimsuit Models
from The Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK, NY β After sending a company-wide email to notify all of its staff that they were being laid off, a top executive at iconic publication Sports Illustrated contemplated how things turned out so wrong as he stood in front of framed covers of obese and trans swimsuit models.
“I just don’t know where things went south,” said Jack Weber. “Did we not get woke enough? Should we have featured trans models even earlier? Was the heavy woman we put on the cover not heavy enough? What was it? Maybe we should’ve given more consideration to plastering the Pride flag on our cover back in June. I was certain we signaled the appropriate amount of virtue for every possible cause and movement out there. It just makes no sense.”
JOY REID ATTACKS WHITE CHRISTIANS OVER TRUMP’S IOWA VICTORY
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Gee, I wonder.
from Paul Joseph Watson:
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DOJ Sues Texas Saying It’s Against The Law To Pass A Law To Enforce The Law
from The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. β The Justice Department has sued Texas over its new law outlawing illegal immigration, alleging that it is, in fact, against the law to pass a law requiring enforcement of the law.
The move is only the latest in a back-and-forth line of legal wrangling between the Biden administration and the Lonestar State to address the hundreds of thousands of illegal migrants flooding across the southern U.S. border, with the White House staunchly standing by its argument that enforcing laws is a violation of the law.
LUNATIC JUMPS OVER JUDGE’S BENCH AND BEATS HER CRAZY
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Ron Paul Asks Santa Claus To End The Fed For The 47th Straight Year
from The Babylon Bee:
LAKE JACKSON, TX β Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed.
“This is the year, I just know it,” Dr. Paul was overheard whispering as he inched closer to the front of the line. “I’ve been asking for the same thing every Christmas for almost half a century now. Surely this year will be the year I finally get it. I’ve been so good all year long!”
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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Daily Wire’s NEW film! Christmas is TOO White?! + More
from WhatsHerFace:
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I Spoke with Elon Musk Yesterday (Seriously) – Here’s What Happened
from Mark Dice:
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The Truth About Thanksgiving Liberals Don’t Want To Hear
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TRUMP’S BIGGEST CRITIC HAVING A CHANGE A HEART! π
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Libertarian Pilgrims Set Sail For Argentina In Search Of A Better Life
from The Babylon Bee:
PORTSMOUTH, NH β Immediately after Argentinians did the unthinkable and elected an actual libertarian to an actual political office, a shipful of libertarian immigrants was seen departing a New Hampshire port Monday morning “in search of a better life in the New World of Argentina.”
The libertarian pilgrims say they hope to find the freedom and liberty America once offered in the strange new country. They boarded theΒ U.S.S. MemeflowerΒ with all their goods and possessions β consisting mostly of video games and weed β this morning and set sail for their new life.
San Francisco Mayor Reminds Everyone To Get Their Christmas Shoplifting Done Early
from The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA β With Christmas just around the corner, Mayor London Breed of San Francisco encouraged residents to get their shoplifting done early this year.
“Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!” said Mayor Breed. “We are encouraging all residents to begin shoplifting for Christmas before everything, including the stores themselves, are shuttered and gone!”
THIS NEW VIDEO GAME IS GOING TO MAKE DEMOCRATS FURLOUS! π
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