Monday, January 6, 2025

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

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from The Babylon Bee:

NEW YORK, NY β€” In a devastating blow for the defense, State Judge Juan Merchan has ordered Donald Trump to immediately cease noticing that the only people trying to put him in jail are Democrats.

“Quiet you!” Judge Merchan told Trump in court. “Stop mentioning that everyone in the legal system who is trying to imprison you just so happens to be a member of the Democrat party. It is completely irrelevant.”

“All instances of Trump noticing this fact will be met with serious legal consequences, which will be administered by Democrats.”

THE STRANGE WORLD OF MODERNITY

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from Paul Joseph Watson:

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MEDIA COMPLETELY HUMILIATED!

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from Mark Dice:

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DON LEMON’S NEW SHOW CANCELED AFTER FIRST EPISODE! πŸ˜‚

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from Mark Dice:

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JOE BIDEN APOLOGIZES!

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from Mark Dice:

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β€œEveryone knows of course Hillary’s belief that it takes a village. Which only makes sense, after all, in places like Haiti β€” where she’s taken a number of them.”

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DID YOU NOTICE?

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from Mark Dice:

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β€œTell me you are 9 dose compliant without telling me you are 9 dose compliant!”

NIKKI HALEY FINALLY WINS SOMETHING πŸ˜‚

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from Mark Dice:

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A HORRIBLE FATE

from Paul Joseph Watson:

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CDC Officially Changes COVID Guidelines To Whatever Your Uncle Frank Said About It Years Ago

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” After a new meta-analysis of COVID data, the Center for Disease Control has updated its guidelines to just do what your hillbilly Uncle Frank said to do four years ago.

“After tasking dozens of the best minds in science to review hundreds of studies, we have determined that Uncle Frank was right the whole time,” announced C.D.C. director Dr. Mandy Cohen. “Basically, just treat it like the flu. So, um, sorry about that whole ‘you can’t be with your dying husband’ deal. Our bad.”

MARK CUBAN ADMITS DEFEAT AFTER GOING WOKE πŸ˜‚

from Mark Dice:

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