Thursday, November 21, 2024

CHARLIZE THERON PHYSICALLY THREATENS ANYONE STOPPING DEGENERATES GROOMING KIDS

from The Salty Cracker:

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Navy Somehow Even Gayer

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. โ€” Against all odds, the U.S. Navy has somehow managed to become even gayer, sources say.

“We’ve always known this particular branch of the military to be the gayest of all of them, but even they have surprised us all with by the lengths to which they will go to make themselves even gayer,” said military journalist Dan Crullers. “They’ve truly outdone themselves here.”

Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters

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from The Babylon Bee:

EL PASO, TX โ€” Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.

“Yes, the people who tell me what to do all the time told me this is needed,” said Biden to an ice cream cone. “And If I don’t do what they tell me I don’t get any snacks! No, that’s no joke! Seriously, someone help me! Where am I?”

NEW TUCKER CARLSON CLIPS LEAKED – AND THEY’RE FANTASTIC! – SECRETLY RECORDED – BEHIND-THE-SCENES

from Mark Dice:

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