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Ron Paul Asks Santa Claus To End The Fed For The 47th Straight Year

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from The Babylon Bee:

LAKE JACKSON, TX — Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed.

“This is the year, I just know it,” Dr. Paul was overheard whispering as he inched closer to the front of the line. “I’ve been asking for the same thing every Christmas for almost half a century now. Surely this year will be the year I finally get it. I’ve been so good all year long!”

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

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from Mark Dice:

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Daily Wire’s NEW film! Christmas is TOO White?! + More

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from WhatsHerFace:

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I Spoke with Elon Musk Yesterday (Seriously) – Here’s What Happened

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from Mark Dice:

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The Truth About Thanksgiving Liberals Don’t Want To Hear

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from Mark Dice:

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TRUMP’S BIGGEST CRITIC HAVING A CHANGE A HEART! 😂

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from Mark Dice:

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Libertarian Pilgrims Set Sail For Argentina In Search Of A Better Life

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from The Babylon Bee:

PORTSMOUTH, NH — Immediately after Argentinians did the unthinkable and elected an actual libertarian to an actual political office, a shipful of libertarian immigrants was seen departing a New Hampshire port Monday morning “in search of a better life in the New World of Argentina.”

The libertarian pilgrims say they hope to find the freedom and liberty America once offered in the strange new country. They boarded the U.S.S. Memeflower with all their goods and possessions — consisting mostly of video games and weed — this morning and set sail for their new life.

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San Francisco Mayor Reminds Everyone To Get Their Christmas Shoplifting Done Early

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from The Babylon Bee:

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With Christmas just around the corner, Mayor London Breed of San Francisco encouraged residents to get their shoplifting done early this year.

“Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!” said Mayor Breed. “We are encouraging all residents to begin shoplifting for Christmas before everything, including the stores themselves, are shuttered and gone!”

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THIS NEW VIDEO GAME IS GOING TO MAKE DEMOCRATS FURLOUS! 😂

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from Mark Dice:

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Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi

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from The Babylon Bee:

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.

“Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi,” said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi. “Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors.”

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FUN FUN FUN

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from Paul Joseph Watson:

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SOMETHING VERY STRANGE IS GOING ON WITH RON DESANTIS

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from Mark Dice:

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I’M TIRED OF IT!

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from Mark Dice:

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SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH THE NEW SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

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from Mark Dice:

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Daily Wire vs DISNEY?! Britney Spears had an ABORTION?!

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from WHF Entertainment:

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