Tuesday, January 21, 2025

It’s a New Year, and We’re Not Going To Tolerate This Anymore

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from Mark Dice:

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It’s Come Down To This

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from Mark Dice:

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Dan Crenshaw Threatening to Sue Catturd Over Accurate Comment

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from TheSaltyCracker:

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Biden Issues Pardon To The Dark Lord Sauron

from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move this morning, President Biden announced he has granted a full and complete pardon to the Dark Lord Sauron.

The pardon will reportedly cover any crimes that Sauron may have committed during the entirety of the Second Age of Middle Earth.

“Everyone deserves a second chance,” said Biden in a press statement. “We believe in restoring opportunities for Dark Lords like Sauron to participate in daily life and contribute to their communities. Life isn’t about who falls down — it’s about what you do when you get back up. We look forward to seeing what Sauron does when he gets back on his feet and returns to bodily form.”

THEY’RE GETTING SCARED!

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from Mark Dice:

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THEY’RE SPIRALING!

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from Mark Dice:

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FBI Warns Kash Appointment Could Jeopardize Efforts To Not Release Epstein List

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials within the FBI have warned that naming Kash Patel director of the Bureau could seriously undermine the agency’s work on not releasing the Epstein client list.

For years, the FBI has poured massive amounts of resources into not releasing the Epstein list, the Nashville shooter manifesto, the JFK files, and results the Las Vegas shooter investigation, all of which could be undone by Patel’s nomination.

“We have done such incredible work not releasing the names of sex-trafficking pedophiles,” said a senior official on condition of anonymity. “All of that could come crashing down. Next thing you know, we might have to prosecute sex traffickers. Everything the Bureau stands for would be threatened.”

The Confusion Continues!

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from Mark Dice:

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‘Don’t Let Anyone Take Your Power,’ Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds At Thanksgiving Kids’ Table

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids’ table during Kamala Harris’s family Thankgiving dinner were confused and “a little frightened” as she gave a speech urging them not to “let anyone steal your power,” sources confirmed Thursday.

Harris gave the rousing address after parking herself on a small Little Tikes chair next to the youngsters, her “sixth or seventh” glass of cabernet in hand.