from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After some confusion among the White House press corps over how the executive branch operates, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller helpfully stepped in with a pair of sock puppets to explain how the Constitution works.

“Let’s all use our listening ears, class,” began Stephen Miller as he gestured with a sock puppet. “I’m glad for the opportunity for a brief civics lesson with you and to help you all understand at your level, I’ve brought in Constitutional Connor and Silly Socko.”

“Zoinks! I just lost my job at the Social Security Administration and that makes me really sad… and MAD,” began puppet Silly Socko on the verge of puppet tears. “And it’s all because of ELON MUSK, who wasn’t even ELECTED!”