from The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Against all odds, the U.S. Navy has somehow managed to become even gayer, sources say.
“We’ve always known this particular branch of the military to be the gayest of all of them, but even they have surprised us all with by the lengths to which they will go to make themselves even gayer,” said military journalist Dan Crullers. “They’ve truly outdone themselves here.”