Senile Is As Senile Does — and Joe Biden Is Senile​

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by Kurt Schlichter, Townhall:

America is still slack-jawed in amazement at last week’s blithering antics of President Cornholio. The guy would have to work his way up to being senile, and the fact that he was always stupid and arrogant and malicious just makes his present condition a million times worse. That the guy is manifestly unfit to be president is obvious; what is also obvious is that this guy isn’t going anywhere. It’s Trump versus Biden all the way to November. On the plus side, watching the horror of the Democrats at this spectacle is absolutely delightful.

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They are trying to cope. During the disastrous news conference, you could see his guys going through the 12 stages of grief in about 30 seconds. He staggered out, barely able to construct a sentence, with spasms of unfocused anger, to make an argument that “Dammit, I am competent enough to stand trial for my crimes!” And his supporters, who remarkably still exist, Immediately rallied. This humanized him, they insisted. He was sharp as a tack. He was great. America is going to love him. Why, the citizens of this country adore the idea of someone who is so obviously senile having his withered forefinger hovering over the Big Red Button.

In my new book, “The Attack,” which is about a massive terrorist assault on America made possible by the gross incompetence of this administration, there’s a scene with the president. I portrayed him as a drooling halfwit who is barely capable of forming a sentence and utterly unable to do his job. I gave him much, much more credit than he deserves.

He’s a mess and everybody knows it, well, almost everybody. The man most certain of Biden’s intellectual qualities and leadership abilities is the only person – pretty much the only person – who has ever been certain of his intellectual qualities and leadership abilities. That is, Joe Biden himself. He’s never had a bigger fan. Those around him need to pretend that he’s not a grossly incompetent, corrupt old pervert. Their jobs depend on it. But with Biden, it’s all ego. Deep down, even he knows he’s an idiot. He knows he’s always been an idiot. He knows he’s a president so bad that Jimmy Carter looks at him with gratitude because, thanks to the Delaware Dimwit, Peanut Boy can honestly say that he’s not the worst president of the last century.

Grandpa Badfinger will never go anywhere voluntarily. Now, he may go somewhere involuntarily because the sands of the hourglass are obviously falling. There’s a substantial chance that one day we will wake up to a report that he has passed to his dubious reward and that our president is now Kamala Harris, who, remarkably, is even more incompetent than the current Moron-in-Chief.

And his supporters are doing everything they can to protect him – well, almost anything. They failed to do the most obvious thing, which is to keep that crotchety idiot away from the cameras. Who is the genius who thought it would be a good idea to send this guy out way, way, way past his bedtime, hopped up on goofballs for that amazing performance? Was there somebody who thought, “You know, if we only show America the real Joe Biden, they will totally dig it?” No one wants the real Joe Biden. That’s why they keep him in the basement. But we all know what happened. Joe Biden saw the special prosecutor’s damning report that he’s too incompetent to stand trial and he got mad, and he demanded that he go out there because he needs to believe that he is some sort of dynamic heir to George Washington and Abe Lincoln even though he’s pretty much just James Buchanan with a Ukrainian connection and a thing for showering with his daughter.

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