by Kevin Downey Jr, PJ Media:
Let’s see how many old-timey words for “nonsense” I can squeeze into one article about 56 years of climate change balderdash.
Soap-dodging prairie fairies have been ringing the Chicken Little climate klaxon for at least five decades. That means we are celebrating more than 50 years of “the sky is falling” horsefeathers.
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Every climate gloomster has one thing in common: when it comes to their grim predictions for the planet, they’re all batting zero.
A lot of them also seem to ignore actual climate-related emergencies, like the ongoing train derailment trauma in East Palestine, Ohio, where residents suffered vomiting, rashes, nose-bleeds, and bronchitis as they watched their pets and livestock die.
Let’s take a look at some of the greatest pork pies ever told about the yet-to-be-seen calamity that will end humanity and deliver the planet back to the apes.
How Dare You!?
Let’s start this party by clown-slapping the snarling, climate-sourpuss Greta Thunberg female Al Gore, who flies around the world on jet-engined sky killers to smilingly “get arrested” in front of conveniently located media cameras.
Thunberg, arguably the most famous doomtard representing planet Earth, insanely predicted in 2018 that every human would be snuffed out if we didn’t ditch fossil fuels by the spring of 2023.
BREAKING: Greta Thunberg deleted a tweet from 2018 that linked to an article that claimed climate change will end human life on earth by 2023. pic.twitter.com/MFRi4zz9nw
— Antonio Sabato Jr (@AntonioSabatoJr) March 12, 2023
[checks calendar]
Here we are in the middle of the summer of 2023, defiantly existing.
Already Too Late
The earliest example of climate Nihilism I could find was written by none than the granddad of nature-death, Paul R. Ehrlich.
Ehrlich — the Detroit Lions of doomsday predictors — wrote in 1967 that, even though it was “already too late,” the world needed to embrace “involuntary birth control” and even spike “staple foods and drinking water” with sterilizing agents lest the population grow to the point that we suffer from worldwide famine, the worst of which would clobber the human race by 1975.
[checks calendar]
Nope, we are still here, and, despite speculation that we would be eating Soylent Green by now, Americans are fatter than ever!
