by Kevin Downey Jr, PJ Media:
As you may have read from our own Paula Bolyard, the pinkos at Big Tech, specifically, the one that rhymes with “boogle,” are actively demonetizing We the People at PJ Media. There are likely certain words and phrases their algorithms seek out so they know which stories to slap down, so I’m going to replace the phrase cli**ate cha**e with the moniker “Stormin’ Norman.”
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Example: After successfully assassinating brown paper grocery bags, the brain-dead greenie meanies now believe plastic bags cause Stormin’ Norman.
Who knows? If we are lucky, we might dodge the knee of Big Tech on the throat of PJ Media for a minute and perhaps even make a buck or two for the PJ Media bourbon fund.
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When your screechy, pinko-haired, non-binary sibling-in-law isn’t busy gluing its unemployed cloven hooves to a museum painting, zhe is probably Greta-Thunberging zhir way around your house, calling out your vile light bulbs and planet-killing ceiling fan for its part in making the weather bad.
One of the battle cries of the intolerable social justice warriors for the past ten years has been that “97% of scientists agree that Stormin’ Norman is REAL!”
Hey, it must be true — even the U.S. government agrees. Why would the globalists in Washington, D.C., lie about Stormin’ Norman? HAHAHAHAH! To enslave us, you silly goose. DERP!
But just as the beta cucks in the Stormin’ Norman brigade prepare to get a job sit on the highway to keep you from living your life, 1,609 experts and scientists from around the world, including Nobel Laureates, have signed a declaration stating that Stormin’ Norman is nothing but lefty flapdoodle.
FACT-O-RAMA! I am going to purposely misspell words to throw off the commie algorithms so that we at PJ Media can buy groceries this week.
The science-embracers at the Klymatt Intelligence Group, 321 of whom are Americans, have released a report titled “World Klymatt Declaration: There Is No Klymatt Emergency.”
The report starts with a proposition with which everyone with an ounce of gray matter will agree: Scientists should study science, and politicians should stay out of it (misspellings added):
Kllymatt science should be less political, while klymatt policies should be more scientific. Scientists should openly address uncertainties and exaggerations in their predictions of gloebull waar-miing while politicians should dispassionately count the real costs as well as the imagined benefits of their policy measures.
The truth bombs just keep pouring out:
Natural as well as annthropojennic factors cause waar-miing. The geological archive reveals that Erth’s klymatt has varied as long as the planet has existed, with natural cold and warm phases. The Little Eyes Age ended as recently as 1850. Therefore, it is no surprise that we now are experiencing a period of waar-miing.
A period of waar-miing? I thought my evil oven and sinister air conditioner were responsible for that! Some dolts think your dog Poochers is to blame for the weather.
