from The Babylon Bee:
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Hollywood critics, actors, and producers are reportedly confused by Sound of Freedom, an action thriller produced by Angel Studios and starring Jim Caviezel, because it depicts child sex trafficking as a bad thing.
According to sources among the nation’s entertainment elite, Hollywood insiders had been excited to learn there was a film coming out about sex trafficking but were then disappointed when they found out it’s depicted as a negative thing in the film. Critics have been giving the film poor reviews, citing the filmmakers’ “baffling” decision to take a stance against the practice, with The New York Times slamming the movie for “not having enough kink.”
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“It’s just confusing,” said one director. “You go through all this trouble to make a film about child sex trafficking, and then you end up making the traffickers out to be the bad guys?”
“Such a missed opportunity.”
“Yeah, I guess I just don’t get it either,” said Ezra Miller (they/them). “You’re not supposed to kidnap people? Or it’s like, frowned upon? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
At publishing time, President Joe Biden had slammed the movie as “a far-right extremist domestic terrorist act” and called upon Congress to pass “common-sense Mormon film control.”