Monday, May 6, 2024

Tag: D.C.

Israel Relocates to Washington, D.C.

by Paul Craig Roberts, Paul Craig Roberts:

The US Congress has become an extension of the Israeli government. We don’t need a president. We have the Israel Lobby.

The US House of Representatives just passed a bill that means prison for any Christian or anyone for that matter who quotes the Bible that says Jesus was handed over by Jews to Pontius Pilate to be scourged and crucified by the Romans.

The bill, which passed 320-91, criminalizes all criticisms of Israel and Jews as anti-semitism. If the Senate passes this bill, I suppose it will end up in book-burning of many works of literature including Shakespeare.

Larger, More Catastrophic Train Wreck Reported At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. In Washington, D.C.

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    from The Babylon Bee:

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a recent surge of train derailments across the United States, emergency crews were being called to the scene of an even larger, more catastrophic train wreck reported at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, D.C.

    “This disaster is exponentially worse than any of the other railway incidents that have occurred in the last few weeks,” said Josh Christophersen, lead investigator on the scene for the National Transportation Safety Board. “The scale, the destruction, the long-lasting damage this one will leave behind…this one really takes the cake. I’m really not even sure how we can clean up after this.”