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This System IS Going To C R A S H — Claudio Grass

Claudio Grass, the managing director of Global joins us for this 40 minute podcast (download the mp3 below!). Claudio is a realist and says, ‘The Central banks are printing, and will keep printing.”

And just as Jim Rickards has recently been predicting in interviews, Claudio says, ‘This system is going to [...]

U.S. Freezes Putin’s NETFLIX Account

[Ed. Note: When you're a neo-communist liberal 'world leader' and you lose the confidence of even 'The New Yorker', it's game over.] by Andy Borowitz, The NewYorker:

In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian [...]

The First Ever 2014 Cadillac ELR: Parody

from Joy Camp:

The Return of ZIMBABWE Currency & The End Is Near For Gold And Silver

[Ed. Note: Happy Sunday evening from SGTreport and the King of satire Billy Joe, whom I happen to know owns A TON of physical silver.]

from HouseOfTheMoon:

Happy Halloween

from Tim Hartman, via Daniel Mitchell’s International Liberty:

That’ll Teach You! Shut Down OUR Government, Try Killing OUR Socialist “Healthcare” Plan? Hmmm? YOU SHALL PAY! ~ Lord Rothschild

from SGT Report:

Bwahahahahahaha! Take that you pesky peasants. Once again we have SMASHED gold and silver on the COMEX open.

This should come as little surprise to you now that the CFTC has cleared the way for our actions to continue unabated. ‘No provable manipulation’. How amusing.

Enjoy your fate serfs, [...]

Satire So Plausible It Must Be True?: President Obama Reportedly Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown

Meltdown in Washington

by Nigel J. Covington III, National Report:

Late Friday afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the [...]

Obama Administration Releases Nation’s Phone Records To Public

‘We Are Making Every Effort To Be Transparent,’ Says President

from The Onion:

WASHINGTON—On the heels of reports that the National Security Agency has secretly been amassing the private telephone records of Verizon’s more than 120 million customers, President Barack Obama announced Thursday that his administration is releasing the entire country’s phone records to [...]

Lipozene: the Miracle Weight Loss Pill Finally Discovered (Parody)

from MarkDice:

BRILLIANT: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica [Satire]

[Ed. Note: We originally posted this at SGT Report in April of 2011. And it's just as brilliant today.]

In this O-SPAN clip from 1963, the CIA explains that the accidental overthrow was due to “a little miscommunication” while overthrowing some nearby Central American countries. source: The Onion.

Top Ten Reasons Why Fiat Currency Is Superior To Gold (Or Silver) Money

by John Butler, Daily Capitalist:

In the spirit of the holidays and hope for a more prosperous 2013, I thought my readers might appreciate a little humour to partially offset the relentless doom and gloom associated with the Amphora Report. So please, DON’T TAKE THIS EDITION TOO SERIOUSLY. But if you happen to stumble [...]

Antidepressant Parody for Pristiq Prescription Drug

from MarkDice:

Your Personal Bailout – a G.I.F.T.

from Deviant Investor:

The Department of Equal Financial Opportunity 1711 Carter Center Washington, D.C. 20239

November 26, 2012

(DRAFT – not for release until late December 2012 pending Congressional approval!)

Dear (Insert name of taxpayer from database here):

As you know, we are living in trying and uncertain times. Our economy has been in [...]

Trust Us: Vote Yes on Prop 37

from GoodFoodnH2O:

To learn more about Prop 37 and Food & Water Watch’s campaign to make GE Labeling the Law, and to help raise money to broadcast this public service announcement and others like it far and wide, visit

“Trust Us” is an ironic public service announcement by Consumer Advocates for Safe [...]

Introducing Monster Chemo Agent Orange Diet Fluoride Soda! (PARODY)

from TheHealthRanger:

The latest parody satire video from the satirical mind of Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, this video is a commercial for a fictitious beverage known as Monster Chemo Agent Orange Diet Fluoride Soda.

SNL’s Tech Talk: iPhone 5

from SNL:

The Rumble 2012: Bill O’Reilly vs Jon Stewart (Full)

from SavageNationClips:

“Daily Show” funnyman Jon Stewart and Fox News host Bill O’Reilly faced off in “the Rumble 2012″ debate Saturday tonight at the Lisner Auditorium on the campus of George Washington University in Washington, D.C.

Monsanto Mind Games: Health Ranger interviews Monsanto scientist Alex Blaine Layder (satire)

by Mike Adams, Natural News:

Yes indeed, readers, we have secured the world’s first interview with a top Monsanto scientist named Alex Blaine Layder. (Read the name out loud, quickly.) He provides some real answers about GMOs and why Monsanto’s technology can help save the world.

Adams: So, to begin, why are you [...]

Why I’m Voting for Mitt Romney *PARODY*

from TokenLibertarianGirl:

SNL mocks ‘undecided’ voters

Contributed by Clark Kent, fromthetrenchesworldreport: