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What If the Government Followed Its Own Constitution?

by Laurence M. Vance, Lew Rockwell:

Conservatives hold sacred the Constitution, or at least they maintain they do. Republicans profess to be the “party of the Constitution.” They claim to revere the Constitution, to love the Constitution, to honor the Constitution. They castigate “activist” judges for broadly reading the Constitution. They criticize those […]

Americans Support Banning Sodium Chloride (Table Salt) The “Dangerous Food Additive”

from Mark Dice:

After being told that Katy Perry started a campaign to ban the food additive Sodium Chloride (ordinary table salt), many Americans agree that’s she has the right idea, proving once again, that people blindly follow celebrities and think everything they say is a divine revelation from God.


Liberals Duped By Satire News Site Now Believe Ted Cruz Admitted He is Married to His Cousin

from Mark Dice:

Ted Cruz told local Cincinnati radio station WMKZ 89.5 FM, “It is up to the states, and not the Federal Government to decide of laws concerning marriage. Under Federal law, I would never have been allowed to marry my own wife, who is in fact, my cousin, he told Radio […]

Forget Cruz, Bernie, Trump, or Hillary. Vote Rick Astley! He Will NEVER…

[Ed. Note: A little Wednesday evening fun ]

Idiot’s Guide to Democrats “Gun Control”. A Lie to the Rest of US

from Verify Events Research:

Politicians are known for lying and not meaning what they say. Democrats are no exception…if you can believe that. The issue of “gun control” is a good example of how propaganda goes a long way to perpetuate the myth that Democrats actually care about making us “safe”. See for yourself […]

Hillary’s Latest Victory Speech *Edited for Accuracy

from TruthStreamMedia:

Get PHYSICAL Gold & Silver While You Still Can!


whack-a-mole [Revised w/ Rubio]

from David Dees,

Conspiracy Guy: Flat Earth

“There’s also a good chance this whole flat earth revival is just one big massive Psyop. It’s obviously a distraction and it’s dividing the community at a time when we need to be more united than ever because the system is going into lock down mode.1984 is upon us.” – Conspiracy Guy

from Joy Camp:


Sheeple Weekly

from David Dees,

Do Emotions Trump Facts? Thomas Sowell on Donald Trump – Rebutted!

from Stefan Molyneux:

Free Market Economist Thomas Sowell recently joined other National Review contributors in criticizing Donald Trump and his candidacy for President of the United States. Stefan Molyneux responds to the writing of one of his intellectual heroes – and illustrates the flawed reasoning contained within Dr. Sowell’s “Do Emotions Trump Facts?” article. […]

Hillary Supporters: REPEAL the BILL of RIGHTS Petition Signed After Told She Needs Help for the Plan

from Mark Dice:

Hillary Supporters Want Her to Repeal the Bill of Rights if Elected President Apparently. When asked to sign a petition to supporter Hillary Clinton’s “plan” to repeal the Bill of Rights, many of her supporters happily did so!

Heeeeere’s Donny!

from David Dees,

Note: If you’re not a Stanley Kubrick fan or just too darn young to get the reference, click HERE.

Blast From the Past: 10 Reasons Why You Should Sell Your Silver And Invest In The Zimbabwe Currency

[Ed. Note: Happy Monday evening from SGTreport and the King of satire Billy Joe, who we happen to know owns A TON of physical silver.]

from HouseOfTheMoon:

Republicans Asked If They’d Support Bombing Agrabah, From Disney’s Aladdin

from The Young Turks:

Republican voters are apparently no longer content to only bomb Muslims who exist in the real world, they’ve turned their sights on to fictional Muslims as well according to a new Public Policy Poll.

New Study: Presidents Really Do Age Faster, Die Younger

from Corbettreport:

Well, it’s official: presidents and prime ministers really do age more quickly and die younger than their peers. But is it the stress of “leading the country” or the stress of being a disposable puppet for the oligarchy that does them in?

Anonymous Associated Hackers Replace ISIS Website with Viagra Ad

from Newzstreet:

A group associated with Anonymous hacked into an IS-supporting website, replacing it with a message to calm down alongside an advert for a pharmacy selling Prozac and Viagra. Hacking group called Ghost Sec, which is related to Anonymous, took the site down and replaced it with a message that told the readers […]