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PizzaGate 6: Strange Days In The Snopes-DHS-ICE Underworld

by Yoichi Shimatsu, Rense:

Fact Check – ‘Lies, damned lies and statistics’ is an aphorism widely believed to be coined by Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens). The novelist of American folk culture, however, attributed the expression to British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli, incorrectly it turns out, since the phrase does not appear in the PM’s speeches or letters. The earliest version in print is traced to Eliza Huchinson Gutch in her letter to the National Observer (London) published on 8 June 1891: “Sir, It has been wittily remarked that there are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a ‘fib,’ the second is a downright lie, and the third and most aggravated is statistics.”

Elegantly stated and still true. Eliza Gutch did not claim to invent the phrase but merely rephrased a colloquial witticism. The journal Notes & Queries produced by Mrs. Gutch had inspired the formation of the Folklore Society (FLS) in 1878 as a record of popular lexicography and antiquarianism with emphasis “on the factual rather than speculative.”

The history of that journal, which continues to be published, shows there is nothing new or innovative about substantiating the veracity or falsehood of stories, rumor and hearsay. If anything, Mrs. Gutch far surpassed today’s “fact-checkers”, who are anything but genteel or honest, but are instead hypocrites and liars on the payroll of unsavory sponsors and masters of statistical deceit, including the embezzler George Soros, abortionist malpractioner Bill Gates, an apocalyptic Pierre Omidyar and other scoundrels.

As of 2010 until the foreseeable future, modern fact-checking is contaminated by the sordid involvement of sadomasochist dominatrices at Snopes, which invented an utterly fake “urban folklore society” created for the sole purpose of embezzling non-for-profit funding. Yet another source of degradation are those purveyors of odoriferous cheese pizzas, an urban folkloric term for underage sex slaves pimped at Comet Pizza, a place frequented by Hillary Clinton’s closest advisers John and Tony Podesta and their Center for American Progress (CAP).

Here, in Part 5 of this series on Pizzagate, we follow the trail of Snopes dominatrices into the occult underworld of sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, and serial murder in Babylon USA. Some of you may be horrified while others will thrill at the exploits of these whip-cracking courtesans. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So let us salvage the fine art of social observation with our own queries into the politicized campaign of disinformation, propaganda and denial aimed at suppressing the pedophile scandal known as Pizzagate.

The Demimonde of Fact Checkers

In contrast to Mrs. Gutch’s due diligence, is a shining model of “sex workers being the best fact-checkers.” Doing double duty as dominatrices specializing in role reversal with their male clients, these cleverest debunkers of urban folklore are vouchsafed by no less than Facebook, the Poynter Institute for Media Studies, the National Endowment for Democracy, the Gates Foundation, the Omidyar Network, and the Open Society Institute. An archive search of The New York Times and The Washington Post comes up with dozens of their articles citing as the unparalleled authority on “truth”, which in hindsight is doublespeak for the baldfaced lies that protect a devious and deviant Establishment.

The sick puppies of the mainstream press and politicized “philanthropy” seem to have an insatiable demand for punishment. In this “post-truth era”, the Marquis de Sade sets the standard for discussion of media ethics: “Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.” That parallel certainly applies to the “vibrating wand that drive the boys crazy,” as put by Snopes’ chief fact-checker and content manager Kim LaCapra, also known as the domme ViceVixen.

For this study of the backside of mainstream media, we travel to Mistress Kimberley’s wacky world at the Amityville house of horrors for whores, and along the way shall meet colorful characters, including a takeover artist known as Fast Eddy, an Indian guru from the Cialis cult, the false flagger of the Boston Marathon, the Craiglist Ripper and, of course, Monsieur J’aime les Enfantes. So boys and girls, roll up for the mystery tour that’s coming to take you away.

Lonely Heart’s Club Band

I reddit on a post the other day, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade, and though the news was rather bad, well I just had to laugh when I saw the paragraph.

“Comet Ping Pong Hires Crisis Management Firm filled with Obama Insiders to Whitewash Pizzagate. It appears Erick Sanchez was hired to run a PR campaign for Comet Ping Pong. ‘Stand with Comet Event’ Posted: Sunday December 4th, 4:30pm EST (about four hours after the Comet gunman was arrested).
Who is Sanchez? Erick Sanchez works at Frontier Public Affairs, which is part of Frontier Solutions LLC.”

The online biography indicates that Sanchez began his practice in the art of political persuasion in 2008 in league with Rep. Kendrick Meek of Florida to introduce “emerging social media platforms, including Facebook, Twitter and YouTube to personal (Capitol) Hill offices.” Additionally, he was charged with “managing the social media presence for Speaker Pelosi’s ‘30 something working group.”

(The apostrophe is presumably misplaced since the technology did not exist in 1930. As a professional communicator, it behooves him to learn how to write on something other than a mobile phone. His abuse of language is nearly as atrocious as the violations of children at Comet Pizza. Since I’m not paid tuition to be his newswriting tutor, dat’s none of my bidness.)

What is relevant was his association with Congressman Meek, who in violation of House ethics rules was concurrently employed by the Wackenhut Corporation, a notorious private security firm since renamed G4S, which serves as a contractor for the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) under the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). The covert role of DHS-ICE in Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s project, along with whatever funding sources that provided private social media to select Congressmen, needs to be thoroughly investigated for privacy breeches and national security threats. No Russian conspiracy required here. Two years later, Sanchez served as a communications officer with the Democratic Party in Ohio, a key swing state.

Here’s part of the Sanchez message #StandWithComet Friday, December 9 through Sunday, December 11.

”Comet Ping Pong Pizza is a family-friendly neighborhood pizzeria that has come under attack in the age of fake news. On Sunday, December 4, the attack became literal when an unidentified man entered the establishment with an assault rifle. . . .
No doubt this awful event and the malicious mistruths spread beforehand have left the staff feeling unsafe and on edge. . . . Thank you for your support. . . . You are the light in the darkness. See you over slices.”

Family friendly? What parent in their right mind would leave their children in the care of James Alefantis? What else should one know about Sanchez? Here is one of his tweets:
Erick Sanchez Public Figure Washington D.C. Public Relationist. Best friend to Kenny Loggins, Sinbad, and Chef José Andrés. Well established turophile.

“Turo” is Greek for “cheese” and -phile is “lover”. In the Pizzagate code, a cheese lover is a pedophile lusting after subteen girls. Mr. Sanchez of Frontier Solutions calls himself “a well-established turophile.”

His mistaken term “mistruth” shows that Sanchez’s odd usage is flawed, possibly due to crappy ESL classes (English as Second Language). In addition, turophilia is not something that becomes “well established” as in the case of a business, other than pimping, nor is it normally associated with the likes of guitarist Loggins, comedian Sinbad or tapas chef Andres.

In code, however it all makes perfect sense: Kenny Loggins has just released a children’s book named after his 1984 hit single Footloose; Sinbad (David Adkins) is a buddy and protege of Bill Cosby; and chef José Andrés has a restaurant in McLean, VA. Little red flags everywhere, Moms and Dads. Pizza and mac ‘n’ cheese are off the kids’ menu permanently, and please never shout: “Say Cheese!”

Chef Jose Andres, meanwhile, is locked in a lawsuit with Donald Trump, after breaking a contract for a restaurant planned for the new Trump hotel in Washington D.C.. Andres is a vocal opponent of Trump’s immigration reform. Could this controversy be possibly connected with Sanchez, the Democratic Party, Frontier Solutions and the Immigration service? You be the judge and jury, but first read the Politico report “Trump lawyer argues chef Andres passionate politics blew up deal” (June 2016).

Here’s some sneaky-sounding boilerplate from Frontier Solutions:

Frontier Solutions works with businesses to discreetly conduct internal investigations into allegations or suspicions of misconduct, of potential legal or regulatory risk, and in support of potential or on-going litigation. We work collaboratively with our clients’ executive and legal teams to develop and execute an appropriate investigative strategy to resolve the allegation or issue. Our team is also well positioned to work with the relevant investigatory or prosecutorial agency, both domestically and internationally, to satisfactorily resolve matters when necessary.

In plain English, they’re a bunch of liars and cheaters out to protect criminals from overdue justice. Here’s some of their own crimes by category:

– Cartegena hookers for the President’s security escort

Like mezcal worms floating in a shooter, take it with a grain salt and a wedge of limon. Here’s a summary of profiles of Frontier Solutions execs at the reddit post.

“John R. Sandweg previously served as the Acting Director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and as the Acting General Counsel of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.”
Next, this from reddit:
“Sandweg was a controversial appointment to ICE director who resigned abruptly in 2014 after holding the post for five months. The resignation appears to be connected to a Secret Service prostitution scandal. We know now that in April 2012 Secret Service agents took prostitutes to a hotel in Cartagena, Colombia, in advance of the Summit of Americas attended by President Obama.
“Thus John Sandweg and Matt Chandler, before moving on to Frontier Solutions, needed to whitewash this prostitution scandal and delay its revelation to the public until after the 2012 reelection of Obama. . . Mr. Sandweg is a recognized expert, frequently quoted in the New York Times, Associated Press, Los Angeles Times, NPR, and many other publications.”

In short, damage control over a whoring during a White House junket to the Latin cocaine capital. Jimmy Comet sure went to the right fixers to deal with his PR issue.

– Fast ‘n’ Furious: Federal Guns for the Mexican mob

Next in line at Frontier Solutions, “Yvonne Robinette retired from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Homeland Security Investigations in January 2012, with over 33 years of federal law enforcement experience with ICE and the U.S. Customs Service.”

Note: Her retirement coincided with the exposure of Operation Fast and Furious, a covert operation under which the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) bureau of DHS ordered Arizona gun dealers to sell automatic weapons to buyers for the Mexican drug-trafficking mobs including the Sinaloa cartel, El Teo and La Familia between 2006 and 2011. The botched “gun-walking” sting operation was organized by then Attorney General Eric Holder. In contrast to direct delivery by gunrunning, gun-walking is over-the-counter sales to walk-in customers, who turn around and sell the weapons to criminals or terrorists. In the next section of her career bio, it’s clear she was a fox guarding the chicken coop.

“Ms. Robinette served as a Resident Agent in Charge within ICE’s Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR) in San Antonio, Texas, overseeing investigations of alleged criminal and administrative misconduct by ICE and U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) employees. Prior to her OPR assignment, Ms. Robinette supervised the ICE Arms and Strategic Technology unit responsible for investigations of illegal export of U.S. munitions and sensitive technology.”

Among 2,000 weapons sold to the Mexican criminal gangs were Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifles, the weapon of choice for assassination. Also sold were Belgian FN Five-SeveN pistols,made with polymer casings that can evade lower-end detection systems. Only 750 guns have been recovered so far. The Fast ‘n’ Furious firearms were favored for mass killing in mafia vendettas and in shoot-outs with the Mexican police. The number of people killed in Mexican drug wars since 2006 is estimated at 100,000-plus. So how en infierno could any Mexicans support Hillary Clinton? Muy loco, cunado!

– Boston Marathon False Flag Attack

Another Frontier Solutions exec, “Matt Chandler previously served in a number of senior roles at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including Deputy Chief of Staff and acting Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs. . . . Mr. Chandler managed the Department’s crisis communications efforts during major incidents and events such as the Boston Marathon bombing.”

The Boston Marathon incident was a shopping cart of DHS-CIA duplicity. Here we open not just a can of worms; it’s a dumpster crawling with reptiles: The DHS “anti-terrorism drill” with smoke bombs and amputee veterans feigning injuries with phony blood; CIA-invented pressure-cooker IEDs for use by radical Muslims in the Caucasus; the Tsarnaev nephews of CIA agent “Uncle Ruslan”, the estranged husband of Samantha Ankara Fuller, daughter of CIA clandestine ops chief Graham Fuller, an organizer of Operation Gladio in Turkey.

The commotion at the marathon and the subsequent nighttime shootout drew media coverage and public attention away from the simultaneous fire that destroyed an archive room at the John F. Kennedy Library in Boston, just prior to the 50th anniversary of JFK’s death, when top-secret documents were scheduled for declassified.

Sex Trafficking into America

ICE has been hit by lawsuits and independent investigation into sexual abuse of migrant and refugee women and children. Invoking the 2003 Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA), the Latino rights group MALDEF filed complaints against DHS and ICE for flagrant sexual violations of female detainees at the Karnes Center, 60 miles southeast of San Antonio. The Mexican-American legal defense fund “admonishes DHS for its failure to implement and oversee protocols effectively under PREA at Karnes, and questions DHS’s ability to keep women and children safe.”

“Countless Border Patrol sources have reported similar allegations of ‘zipper problems,’ promotions by the so-called ‘peter principle,’ and the misuse of government credit cards against managers,” writes investigative journalist Andy Ramirez. “Apparently the punishment for many of these top dogs is promotion.”

Vice inside the immigration service had worsened with the immigration agency’s takeover by the new Department of Homeland Security under its first secretary Janet Napolitano. Sexual harassment became the norm under ICE chief of staff Suzanne Barr, longtime aide to Napolitano and Obama confidante, who had a penchant for offering oral sex to her employees. Under a barrage of internal complaints, Barr resigned in September 2012 and was followed out the door by many of her allies at ICE, who are now with Frontier Solutions, which is aiding the elitist pedophile operation at Comet Ping Pong Pizza.

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