by Melissa Dykes, The Daily Sheeple:
Wow. Here’s something you don’t see every day…
You know it’s bad when someone is selling your “black soul” on Ebay, complete with a picture of a giant pile of bear poo.
User Hajismojo currently has Hillary Clinton’s black soul for sale on the popular auction site. Current bid is just under $20, which is probably more than most people would have thought the thing was worth.
For a limited time, available to the highest bidder, is the unopened, unused, and unfortunately non-working soul of Hillary Clinton. Although many times souls are exchanged with the devil for favors or other worldly items, even lucifer said this one was a bit too evil for him so it is going to have to go for cold hard cash. Comes with a free pass from the FBI and DOJ.
It is very adept at deceit, murder a.k.a assisted “suicide”, incompetence and ineptitude. Somehow it has embodied Rules for Radicals and knows the book of satan backwards and forwards, however it has never seen the US Constitution.
Very flexible for its age as it likes to be used to cover things up or be covered up itself. Recently gained strength through the consumption of others poorer souls such as Bernie Sander, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Tim Kaine and Richard Hanna to name a few.
Comes complete with a certificate of authenticity for your records.
Note: Even if you win this auction be warned that it may accept a higher bid at anytime and turn on you in doing so.
Seriously, all you are going to get is a picture of a bear turd signed by someone, but we don’t know who yet.
Any money raised from this auction will be donated to the Young Americans Foundation.
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