by Mark Nestmann, Lew Rockwell:
Well, I mentioned a Doomsday Falafel on here, so we might as well have a Doomsday Turkey since Thanksgiving is fast approaching. Yeah, I know, there’s the question of what stuffing to use on such a bird. It certainly won’t be stuffed with sanity, I’ll tell you that. But we won’t need to worry about it getting done quickly, since the flash from a nuclear weapon detonation will make that tricky cooking time guesswork a thing of the past. Whooosh! Ah, nice and crispy! Say, where’s the gravy?
A Doomsday Turkey?! Why…yes! Have you seen the news? Evidently, there’s already been a border kerfuffle between some other birds, those being Turkish F-16s and Russian aircraft.
Now who didn’t see this one coming? Let’s see…the U.S. would like a reason to stick its nose into that kitchen and, gosh, isn’t Turkey a NATO nation? Gee, we could be at war over there quicker than the time it would take to make Deviled Eggs! It appears the United States is deviling other things in the region. Look at this article.
Oh, so NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg told us that recent breaches of Turkish airspace by Russian warplanes were “very serious” and that “It doesn’t look like an accident, and we’ve seen two of them over the weekend.” Ah, of course, Jens, but the U.S. bombing of a HOSPITAL in Afghanistan must absolutely, positively be an accident, right? Come on, Jens, how much is the United States paying you to say that? Probably the same as Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan who said, “Any attack on Turkey is an attack on NATO.” Yes, of course. How very, very, very convenient for the United States. Yes, an attack on a NATO nation requires a military response from all of them. Looks like we upgraded from getting rid of Assad into a world war. I wonder how much that upgrade cost? Maybe the planet, who knows?
Gee, and we always thought we avoided that nuclear war with the good ol’ Russkies after 1991. I suppose many people within the Pentagon were disappointed. Has anyone noticed that it’s like these jokers have some kind of mass murder and collective suicide death wish?! They ought to rename the Pentagon as Jonestown, for anyone my age or older who remembers the Jonestown Mass Suicide event. I mean, it was really simple: Just stay out of the way and let Russia handle this situation. But no! Thanksgiving is on the way, so let’s have a Doomsday Turkey!
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