The Phaserl



from The Burning Platform:

An Utterly Objective Analysis
The Revolution of 2019 began, curiously enough, in fall of 2019 when Mary Lou Johnson, the nine-year-old daughter of a ranching family outside of Casper, Wyoming, came home from her sex-ed class at Martin Luther King Elementary with a banana, a packet of condoms, and a book called Sally Has Two Mommies. Her mother Janey Lou, a political reactionary, took one look and began screaming. “Goddamit! Goddamit! I’m not going to take it anymore!”

She grabbed the shotgun, a nice Remington 870 loaded with double-ought buck, and headed for the school.

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3 comments to THE REBELLION OF 2019

  • NaySayer

    I hope this has the satire on because otherwise it is a hater rant of epic proportions that is anti black, gay and female. Why can’t you just leave people alone to live how they want?

    If you don’t like what your kid is learning in school these days there are plenty of right wing religious schools where they will be taught that god only loves white men and the women who put up with them (or get a good punch in the face).

    • glitter 1

      I wasn’t going to,but here it goes:Answer this question;where do you think your Secular Humanist/Atheist grounded Soul is headed for all eternity the moment after your body takes it’s last breath? Now be careful,please quote the source,based on literal historical fact,not supposition.

  • monica

    thank you glitter

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