So Many Myths, So Little Time
from The Wealth Watchman:
Do ya wanna know the hardest part of about writing a “Silver myth-Smashing series”? It certainly hasn’t been figuring out how to dispense with the lies, that’s for sure! Silver lies are all brittle eggshells, just begging to be stomped on!
No, the most difficult part is actually choosing which lie to crack open next! There are just so many of these chuckle-inducing myths, that it feels like being a little kid in a toy store. Do I take home the train set or the Batcave? No no, wait! This! A thousand times this!
Great job, kiddo! You’ll be carving up all those silver lies, like delicious Thanksgiving turkeys, in no time!
Valuable life lesson: it doesn’t matter what the problem was, as the light saber is usually the solution(rock on, little shield brother!).
Just like the Truth, come to think of it! No matter what the problem is, truth stands ever-ready to bridge the gap.
The evil in our world can plot and scheme all they like. Most of the time, there’s not much you can do about it. They’re just gonna do what they do, and that’s how it is.
But, most folks forget the other part of the equation: that those men cannot keep all of you from doing your thing! That’s a fact.
They can’t stop you from spreading truths like hundreds of contagious brush-fires.
They can’t stop you from peeling back all their lies, which took them so many years to construct.
They can’t stop you from thinking for yourself, or for distrusting everything that proceeds from their political and media mouth-pieces.
Most importantly, though, they can’t stop you from buying real, honest-to-goodness, silver!
Don’t concentrate on their power, concentrate on yours. You may think you’re powerless, but you’re the furthest thing from powerless that you can imagine.
Again, turn their crimes against them, and make gravity your ally. Use your great resolve to stick to your guns. If that little devil on your shoulder appears to you, and asks if you’re really making the right decision, just send the little guy on a mission to renew your driver’s license at the DMV. That oughta keep him busy for awhile!
Another Silver Myth
Silver warriors, ya know that mechanism deep inside of you, that all-important filter, if you will, which keeps your most private thoughts…..private? That marvelous fishnet which scoops up the worst musings within all of us, and provides us the great security of capturing and killing those thoughts before they can ever, ever escape from our mouths into wide, open spaces?
Ahh, it’s wonderful isn’t it?
The very thing which keeps us all from going up to a strange woman, and asking:
“Excuse me, but I was just curious, how much do you weigh?”
Or: “Why would you do that to your hair?”
Or: “What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?”
Seriously, dude, it’s probably being questioned by you.
Yes, we all know those questions are a bad idea, and yet so many people still ask those same types of questions about silver.
Don’t believe me? I’m about to prove it to you with a question so terrible, it’s scarcely to be believed.
In fact, it is so cringe-worthy, that I almost hesitate to type it out…
But. I. Must.
Ok, silver trolls, you owe me big time. This public service announcement goes out to all those ‘special’ people who sadly turned that inner filter off, a long time ago.
Alright, focus Watchman. You can do this! Whew….
“Man, with the Dow starting to trade like a penny stock, and Europe’s economies being sucked into a black hole, I’m simply gonna increase my silver-buying here at sub $18 prices!”
“Watchman, sometimes I just don’t get you at all. What’s with all the silver-buying? I mean, what good is silver…”
“If you can’t eat it?”
I mean, wha…
I don’t even….
How do they…
The Watchman isn’t often rendered speechless, but a question like this, will do it nearly every time. I can’t believe any silver stacker has even had to address something so…infantile. Yet we have! In fact, inexplicably, some of us have had to deal with this grey-cell-numbing question numerous times.
I’ve finally had enough of it! As hard as it is, this one must be put to sleep, so let’s help that puppy get through his “Swamp of Sadness”, and just get this over with.
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